OMG! It's Maria G!

Ughhh
This whole Twilight frenzy is driving me insane.
The books are lame.
I read the first one and it was fine, whatever, nothing special, and now we've got all these desperate tween girls like AHHHHH OMGEDWARDCULLEN
Shut.
The hell.
Up.


There's this girl that dumped her boyfriend because, and I'm serious here, "He's nothing like Edward." Damn right he's not, because EDWARD DOES NOT EXIST.
And what's worse, the books aren't even that good. There's no character development, all Bella does is swoon, I could go on for ages. It's just one of those books that the little girls at the Hot Topic clearance bin go crazy for.
I could complain forever about the massive decline in modern literature but I know you've got the point.


ANYWHO
I have an A in every class and a D in precalculus.
WTF
This is going to completely butcher my GPA.
ahhhh
my parents are going to kill me.

Oh and my SAG card expired again
gotta pay those dues
blerrrrrrrg

Since I'm a total sellout, I got a job for the Disney Channel.
I was a contestant on the 3 Minute Game Show:Cheetah Girl Edition. Whoooo.
Here's the best part, are you ready?
I WON.
It wasn't scripted either. They were just looking for professional actors who could play gameshow contestants.
It was fun.
It aired a few weeks ago and you can find it on youtube if you look up the name.

So I'm sitting in math class bored out of my mind and the laptop can access Buzznet so here I am.
It's Halloween and I'm not wearing a costume.
I feel weird.

Going trick-or-treating today.
I'm going to be a young chap from the Great Depression.
The bad thing is if I take off my hat, I look just like Hitler.

Acting situation is a MESS.

I still haven't paid my SAG dues, my agent hardly calls me for anything anymore, and I really need new headshots.

And I'm broke.

 

I am so tired of waiting for my phone to ring.

I'm going to start looking for another agent once I get my new headshots. (My old ones are from 2006. I've changed a lot.)

Jaime's great, but I just can't work with him anymore. He represented me when I wasn't getting any jobs (I've had no jobs for two years) so I guess he just doesn't bother to send me anymore. I was going through a tough time back then and now everything's okay and I want to get out there, but his judgment of me is already tainted.

Which is how I'm justifying leaving his agency.

I've done theatre lately, a lot of it, and I love it, but I can't wait to get back to film. I want to be able to talk in a normal voice and play complex, real human beings, without the acting being so over the top.

I've acted professionally for ten years, and I've had my huge artistic slump [stupid awkward middle school phase], but now I'm so ready to get out there. I don't care what it takes, I'm sick of watching people twice my age with half my wits getting recognized because they're willing to show a boob or two. I'm going to get recognized for something GOOD, better than good, and once I'm out there I'm bringing awareness to things that matter.

Oh, it is so happening.